Events For January

If you know of any events going on, email me at [email protected]

No Parties for the rest of the month.

Weekend tips
 

1. Keep spare clothing in the trunk of your car when you go out. You never know when some drunk idiot is going to spill beer on you!

2. Don't go to Connecticut Clubs, they suck!

3. The perfect hangover cure...Burn 6 pieces of toast until it is black, then eat it. The charred toast acts like charcoal like they give you at the hospital. It filters out all the alcohol out of blood stream. Use at your own risk and doesn't work instantly.

4. Parties at different colleges around Connecticut suck.  The dorms are too small, most of the schools have a "Dry Campus" policy.  If you find yourself stuck at one of these things, pack all the drunks into a few cars and hit up a Super Walmart.

5. Don't drink from the punch bowl if Melissa and her cronies are at the party...they dump as much alcohol as possible in there, and call it their Jungle Juice.

6. Always keep a pimping Hawaiian shirt in your closet.  Never know when you will need it.

Singles Tips

1. Guys: Don't pick up girls in bars or clubs. They are naturally on the defense for scumbags and block everyone out. Instead, try someplace they would never expect it like in a grocery store, music store, in a park, and sometimes it works at the beach. Just make sure they don't work there.

2. Girls: Guys like to be hit on in bars and clubs. Its how you can see true nature at its best and plus you get to see how they act when they are drunk.

3. If you never used the ashtray in your car, take it out, wash it out really good, and keep breath mints in there. Its great for a quick grab and pop-in-mouth smoothness when you are picking up a date.

4. If you go on a date and the other person grosses you out, wait it out for at least an hour, then when you have an open window to sneak off and use a payphone out of site, do so. Don't use your cell phone. Call a friend and have them call you in 20-30 minutes having them speak really loud saying that a friend needs help. Its not a lie, because you do need help! Then politely end the date and say next time nicely that your not interested. If you don't have a cell phone, take them to a friend's house, and make yourself look like an idiot. It works. Use at your own risk.

5. If your nice and polite about it, honesty works within common sense. Hey, its you. Be yourself.

6. Finding people to date over the internet in Connecticut doesn't work.  My basis for comparison...an AOL chat room vs. a bowling alley.

7. If your a guy, don't too prepared to match a girl's needs at parties or social events (like having cigarettes if you don't even smoke).  They will just step on you in the end for stuff if they see you are ready to give them anything.