This page is devoted to those who need a good laugh about my anger, because those who know me best, know I have a pool of anger boiling deep down inside of me. I will start it of this week. If you got something that pisses you off, feel free to email it to me at [email protected] and if its good, I will post it right away.

Crowboy: 01/25/04 I work in a gas station and someone tried driving off with the hose and some gas sprayed out (which isn't suppose to happen) and got me in the eye while I was trying to reconnect the hoses. I went to the emergency room, and left there...every single pharmacy was fucking closed and the hospital didn't have the meds I needed.  What do you do if its something serious?  Well now my eye is swollen shut, I have to keep pouring saline solution in my eye to make it feel better!  When I even called the hospital to ask what I should do, they transferred me 3 or 4 times so I had to keep repeating myself.  What the fuck is this world coming to?  No medicine, a fucked up hospital, and things that don't work properly.  Hmm, I wonder if I should move out of this country.

Crowboy: 10/01/03 I hate my printer, so I smashed it!

Crowboy: 05/15/03 I hate pop up ads!!!!!!!!

CC: 05/14/03 Women driving mini vans pisses me off.

CC: 05/06/03 Obnoxious black women piss me off.

HoR: 05/06/03 on't you hate it when a vending machine eats your only dollar and gives you nothing? I mean really! It's not like in arcades when you lose tokens and a guy gives you some to replace them. Oh sure I could write to the vending machine company on the side of the machine. What the hell am I gonna tell them? "It ate my only dollar and now I'm gonna sue you because I got a headache from lack of sugary goodness invading my system." I know how to fix the job market... make a new position "Vending Controller" a person who gets paid to watch and fix a string of machines and shit... like the arcade people do. Well thats my 2 cents.... i'll just put them into this machine right here that says out of order.

Crowboy: 05/06/03 The way a woman's mind works pisses me off.  Its like Pandora's box.  Something never to open and mess with.  Its like why even question how it works?  Being a full fledged man with many women problems, gets me really ticked.  Most women tend to fall for the assholes.  You don't even need to be protective like the Discovery channel said in one show about human sex and how the minds function between male and female.  You just need to hit, verbally abuse,  or want sex all the time.  I have failed in many attempts of trying to be the nice guy.  In the end though when it comes to marriage, its mostly money and how easily a guy can be whipped...which doesn't make much sense when you think about how most females who date guys only to try to change them.  Once that guy changes, then they dump them.  I speak from experience on that one.  So one piece of advice to other fellow males.  Be a dick.  And one piece of advice for females.  Stop trying to change us, getting hurt by abusive asshole guys, and don't walk all over the nice ones.  BITCH!

Crowboy: 03/24/03 People in chat rooms typing "holla" calling females "mami" or "ma" and males "papi" or "pa" piss me off. How hard is it to use respect to call them out for who they are. I am a male! When I was younger, I was a boy, but I have grown into a man. I like females. When I was a boy, I liked girls. Now I like to date women. I say hello, hi, or good day! How hard is that? I love rap, but when one song comes out, they all imitate the artist and then use their lyrics like its their vocabulary. I type, speak, and write like from what I learned in school. Sure my memory makes it tough on me, but at least its not a fad like 20 people are doing in a chat room right now online.

Crowboy: 02/26/03 If I had to direct all my anger towards something this week, it would have to be people in general. Don't get me wrong, I can be a people person, its like an on/off switch. When it comes to what they do, it drives me insane. For example, I was driving on the highway the other day. It was middle of the afternoon mid-week traffic on a two lane highway. Now, I'm one of those people who likes to cruise in the left lane, but at least I'm legally passing cars on the right, but I can't say I was doing the speed limit. Out of no where was a little old lady in a silver Subaru Legacy doing 40mph in the left lane with a truck in the right trying to climb a hill. I had to almost slam on my breaks because there was no way to get around this blockade of metal and plastic. There weren't really any left on ramps for miles behind me, so how could the old lady be stuck in my path and why was she going so slow? If she drives like that, she is going to get killed...its almost mind boggling why people do this stuff. If she can't drive the speed limit, then she shouldn't be driving. But on to other things...and this is my biggest pet peeve of the week. People IMing me on AOL after they read my profile. All my preferences are listed in there for dating requirements...its not even a freaking book. Just a couple of small sentences. Now I have nothing against homosexuals or that lifestyle, but I had two guys IMing me looking to hook up when it specifically says I'm straight. They were obviously trying to change my preference. Well, don't try it! And finally, I had a few girls IM me this week and the last couple of weeks. I will admit, I'm kind of a ladies man. Not like a male whore, but if a lady is nice to me, I will put her on a high platform. I love treating people special. But, I'm not like this with everyone. I like to be able to have conversations with the woman before I can place her in the clouds...and intelligent conversation. Something a few girls that IMed me recently couldn't have. I will politely introduce myself, ask questions, and if you don't start speaking and can't connect well with me, I start talking about myself...can't blame me, how else am I going to survive the conversation. So I say, gas all the ignorant people.